Humor can be a very effective teaching tool. It can illumine even a controversial point in a way that is not confrontational or threatening. Consider the following two amusing pieces about music for worship services.

First I have read in several email posts that have arrived at our seminary. It goes like this: “An old farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. ‘Well,’ said the farmer, 'it was good. They did something different however. They sang praise choruses instead of hymns.’

‘“Praise choruses?’ said his wife. ‘What are those?’ ‘Oh, they're okay.  They're sort of like hymns only different,’ said the farmer. ‘Well, what's the difference?’ asked the wife. The farmer said, ‘Well, it's like this. If I were to say to you, “Martha, the cows are in the corn,” well that would be a hymn. If on the other hand, I were to say to you, “Martha, Martha, Martha, Oh Martha, MARTHA, MARTHA, the cows, the big cows, the brown cows, the black cows, the white cows, the black and white cows, the COWS, COWS, COWS, are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn, are in the corn,” well, that would be a praise chorus.”’ Especially for those of us who are not fond of praise choruses, this little story seems very clever and insightful. It certainly illustrates one of the problems with praise choruses, namely that they tend so often to be repetitive and lacking in content. One of our faculty – Dr. lain Duguid – in response to this story suggested another way of telling it: “A young farmer went to the city one weekend and attended the big liturgical city church. He came home and his wife asked him how it was. ‘Well,’ said the farmer, ‘it was good. They did something different, however. They sang hymns instead of praise choruses.’ ‘Hymns?’ said the wife. ‘What are those?’  ‘“Oh, they're okay. They're sort of like praise choruses, only different,’ said the farmer.  “‘Well, what's the difference?’ asked his wife. “The farmer said, ‘Well it's like this. If I were to say to you, “Oh Martha, the cows are in the corn” well that would be a praise chorus. If on the other hand I were to say to you, ‘“Oh best-beloved Martha, I pray thee hearken to my supplication, Oh, Martha, Martha, Martha, The kine are amidst the swelling heads of amber grain!” well, that would be a hymn.

Even those who love hymns have to admit that this second story is very clever and amusing. It also makes an important point about many hymns, namely that their language can be archaic and flowery and still not have much content. Putting these two stories together should also remind us that praise choruses have not fallen from the sky as a totally new way of singing, but rather represent another step in the evolution of Christian songs that has been going on for centuries. The hymns of the seventeenth and eighteenth century – like Johann Heerman's “Ah, holy Jesus, how hast thou offended” or Charles Wesley's “Jesus, lover of my soul” – were rich and profound in content. But the nineteenth century saw the rise of more rousing and simple (perhaps shallow) songs. Think of Joseph Gilmore's 1862 hymn, “He leadeth me.” The first stanza is familiar:

He leadeth me; O blessed thought!
O words with heav'nly comfort fraught!
Whate'er I do, where'er I be,
Still 'tis God's hand that leadeth me.
He leadeth me, he leadeth me;
By his own hand he leadeth me:
His faithful follower I would be,
For by his hand he leadeth me.

This hymn actually illustrates elements of both of the humorous stories above. The hymn has archaic language: “fraught.” But it also is very repetitive and rather shallow: the phrase “leadeth me” recurs six times in one verse! Clearly this kind of hymn is transitional from the old Protestant hymnody which was rich in doctrine, to the new praise chorus. “He leadeth me” represents the revivalistic hymns that did pave the way for praise choruses, which differ from them primarily in the tunes to which they are set.

Why is it, then, that those who defend “traditional” hymns are content to sing “He leadeth me,” but oppose praise songs? The answer is that “He leadeth me” is familiar. No serious issue of content or style separates the one from the other.

Many who like praise songs like them because they are familiar, just as many who like hymns like them for the same reason. This fact should cause all sides to step back and ask, “Should we determine what we sing in church simply on the basis of what is familiar to us, that is, what we like? Or are there biblical principles that must guide what we sing?”

Let me here reiterate a point that I have made before in The Outlook.  What we sing must be guided by biblical principles. And the first biblical principle that all Reformed Christians should agree on is that the Psalms are at least the model of our singing. The Psalms contain unfamiliar language and references at points, but learning the meaning of that language is learning the Bible.  The Psalms are sometimes repetitive (e.g., the recurring refrain of Psalm 136, “His love endures forever”) and are sometimes short (e.g. Psalm 117). But such features in the Psalter are infrequent. The psalms are generally substantial in length and content. If we want to sing about cows, let us sing Psalm 22. It will be serious rather than humorous, and sober rather than rousing. But it will also teach us the Bible and draw us closer to our Savior who died to save us from our sins singing Psalm 22: “Do not be far from me, for trouble is near and there is no one to help. Many bulls surround me; strong bulls of Bashan encircle me … But you, O Lord, be not far off; O my Strength, come quickly to help me” (Psalm 22:11-12,19).